Meet Brett

This is a site dedicated to our friend, Brett.  Brett has recently moved to the area and is looking for the right kind of gal, or even the wrong kind, as long as she plays video games.  Transitioning to a new city, and in this case, a new state, can be challenging when seeking new people with similar interests.  Wishing to help, we have made him this site. 

So, a bit about Brett.  Originally from the wilds of Michigan, with time spent in Alaska, he has many interests including games, camping and eating.  Currently, he has been leveling up to "awesome" in Red Dead Redemption, while learning to develop his repertoire of desserts.  His dessert making abilities can be labeled as boundless.  He has a tendency to grow half a beard, then shave that half off.  He made his way to the big city to finish his college education and experience the urban life while he is still young enough to keep up.  Brett enjoys horror movies and the occasional animated talking fox debut.  He's looking for his very own quirky and wickedly funny Zoey Deschanel.  A nice smelling man, you can present him at any family function and your grandma will want to marry him.  Don't worry though, at 20, your grandma is a little out of his age bracket.  Open minded and creative, Brett enjoys conversations ranging from the best character to play in Left 4 Dead to encountering the deadliest snake in the world.  He is willing to act on both.

You can offer many things to Reptar, as his family affectionately calls him.  Enjoy his company, take walks around the local lakes (he's kicking it in the 20190), play video games with him.  Compliment him on his hair, he will for you, and let him open doors for you.  He will ask you why he "friends" some people online and will want you to see movies with him, movies, not chick flicks, though occasionally he may commit to do so.  You must love zombies and zombie stories and zombie comics and zombie water bottles.  You must also shock like an electric eel. 

Likes: Video games, Listening to music, Rocking out to Rock Band in his underwear.  Wearing layers when it's warm.  Modest Mouse.  Sum of all parts.  Cats.  Yea, I said it, cats.

Dislikes: Snarky with bad hair.

If you want to try to wrangle this cowboy, please answer the following questions in an email and include a photo of yourself.  Yes, we know it sounds superficial, but you've seen him without all of his makeup, let's see you without yours*.

Questions:
1. Bill, Francis, Louis or Zoey?

2. You're trapped in the middle of Detroit.  What 3 items do you have at your disposal?  Why?

C. What would be a smashing 3rd question for this website?

4. Why do you want to meet Brett?

*You must be willing to meet us for an initial brief interview.  Thank you.